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Take Him Away, eBay

Friday, May 16, 2008

A jealous husband suspecting his wife was cheating on him decided to get rid of her. No, he didn't try to knock her off--he put her up for sale on ebay.

Paul Osborn, 44, decided he'd had enough of his wife's cheating ways so he put her up for sale on the Internet auction site eBay. His ad offered a "cheating, lying, adulterous slag of a wife" to the highest bidder. Seems Paul didn't major in marketing. If you really want to sell a product, you've got to play up its strengths and minimize its weaknesses. Here's how it's done, Paul...

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5 comments so far | Post a comment now >>

 
Love Love Love it! Definitely like the ‘Good listener’ with a note about when he’s sleeping. Have a FABULOUS Friday!
- Deb
Posted 05/16/08 09:04 AM
 
I assume all sales are final? LOL!
- scott.t.
Posted 05/16/08 09:54 AM
 
LOL. All Sales Final! Hilarious.
- Anonymous
Posted 05/16/08 10:13 AM
 
I need a wife, and I don’t care who she sleeps with. Where’s the auction!?
- scyllacat
Posted 05/16/08 10:30 AM
 
hahah i love it!!!
- Paige
Posted 05/16/08 12:48 PM
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