Take Him Away, eBay
Friday, May 16, 2008
A jealous husband suspecting his wife was cheating on him decided to get rid of her. No, he didn't try to knock her off--he put her up for sale on ebay.
Paul Osborn, 44, decided he'd had enough of his wife's cheating ways so he put her up for sale on the Internet auction site eBay. His ad offered a "cheating, lying, adulterous slag of a wife" to the highest bidder. Seems Paul didn't major in marketing. If you really want to sell a product, you've got to play up its strengths and minimize its weaknesses. Here's how it's done, Paul...

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Love Love Love it! Definitely like the ‘Good listener’ with a note about when he’s sleeping. Have a FABULOUS Friday!
- Deb
I assume all sales are final? LOL!
- scott.t.
LOL. All Sales Final! Hilarious.
- Anonymous
I need a wife, and I don’t care who she sleeps with. Where’s the auction!?
- scyllacat
hahah i love it!!!
- Paige
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